I’m going to add this to my list of Things Up With Which I Will Not Put: Long Paragraphs.
Every time I start reading writing like this recently, I feel like screaming:
The people who complain about other people not having a long enough attention span — or having enough patience — usually turn out to be, in a word, very BORING. And they think we should all waste our time – however long it takes – waiting for them to complete a thought. Because they’re just so goddamn interesting, I guess.
Well, they’re not.
Interest has to be earned — in print, if not at the bank. I say: You provide no interest, you deserve no attention.
Long live the Interwebs!